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~ Sunday, September 28 ~
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Today, some young boys laughed at their own name.

Lemme esplain. I work in a box office. So some young boys (13 or younger) came to will call to pick up their tickets. Like, their mom went into the theater and had them pick up the tickets. So they go “tickets for Koch”, pronounced like cock and they immediately start giggling at themselves. Like. Idk.


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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility


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clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy


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fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

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My mom wears a CPAP and she was about to go to sheep, so she had it on, and she calls for me to ask me a question. And I responded “what do you want, Darth Vader?”

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Ugh why is it so fucking freezing?